Dear Child, (who shall remain nameless, because I promise you, this will embarrass you later)
There’s a saying about not putting a ‘p’ in the ‘ool. You know the one. Please don’t.
I know you were told by an outside source that peeing in the lake is acceptable. I cringe, but the fish do it, so I suppose I’ll let it slide.
The slip and slide is not a lake. Not even close. Not cool. So not cool. The bathroom is inside, dear one. Try that next time.
Love,
Momma
I have always told my kids that if they p in the ool that the water will turn a darker blue and then I will know that they did and then they are in big trouble!
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